Elizabeth Hurley, celebrity shill for Chopard and many others, is currently engaged to this poor bastard, Bombay businessman and cricket player Arun Nayar even though the water and food in India make her violently ill. Sounds like a match made in heaven!
In preparation for her wedding, at which she sincerely hopes no pesky non-celebrities attend, lest they bother her and stare at her, she is, um, taking damn elephant-riding lessons.
Elephant-riding lessons? Why? The Insufferable One is taking elephant-riding lessons so she won't risk looking "inelegant" when she makes her grand entrance at her wedding on a damn elephant. Elephant. Oliphant. Elefante. Heffalump. Dumbo. Big guy. Hard to miss.
On the largest land mammal. So everyone can indeed stare at her after all. Is it okay if celebrities stare at you, then, Liz? I see.
Further, Elizabitch apparently has no engagement ring, which probably makes it easier for her justify not washing her mitts at parties.
God, she is a pain in the ass, isn't she? Talk about inelegant. Look at her in that Chopard tiara in that photo, arms akimbo. Eek. She's so... ick.
He's all, "Where's a cute, young, impressionable Bollywood princess when I need her? I'm sure she wouldn't complain about the kebabs or get sick."
(photo from Chopard)
Food and water allergy. That's impressive. Maybe even more impressive than the heffalump ride. Hard to say ...
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I swear there was a to you between year and and when I typed it ...
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The next best thing to a pillowcase over the head?
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Posted by: tree hugging sister | January 03, 2007 at 12:26 PM
She just sucks out loud, doesn't she, THS?
Welcome back!
I don't know... what does he see in her, Wendy? She is going to cost him so much more money and heartache than a lovely young girl from Bombay ever will. Why bother. At this point she's such a nightmare. Why? Why?!
Posted by: Susanna | January 04, 2007 at 09:55 PM
I know this is a bling blog and everything, but I steadfastly cling to my earnest opinion that unless a woman is either wearing a costume or has a legal, internationally recognized royal title, she should never, under any other circumstances, wear a tiara.
Posted by: Emily | January 05, 2007 at 01:41 PM
Emily,
There were so, so many photos of her in just pretty Chopard jewels. She shills for them and can have her pick. Of course she thinks she ought to wear the tiara, doesn't she?
The ridiculous absurdity of the tiara belongs here, no? I actually prefer, like, P. Hilton in a tiara to Elizabitch Hurley in a tiara.
She is like the south end of northbound mule.
Susanna
Posted by: Susanna | January 05, 2007 at 07:45 PM
I have absolutely no idea. Perhaps there is One Thing that she can do that in the short term can prompt him to overlook other shortcomings? Because I just can't see it being a match made in heaven ...
Posted by: Wendy | January 07, 2007 at 12:44 PM
Maybe they were playing "Pretty Pretty Princess" Emily. I usually wear the tiara around the house for awhile after I win a game.
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It's too bad that she doesn't have an engagement ring.
But I wonder if she is jealous of Beyonce's engagement ring.
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She has the appeal and beauty of a genuine sex symbol. And although she's a good actress,
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Posted by: shezz... | February 25, 2008 at 03:44 AM
I thought she already had her engagement ring made? So where is it now?
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