This has been stuck in my craw since yesterday, and I need to expose in simple pictorial form how Pamela Anderson Lee Anderson Lee Anderson Rock is most definitely not "like a modern day Brigitte Bardot."
Granted, the person who said that bizarro quote (Tamara Mellon, CEO of Jimmy Choo) is completely off her psychotropics, but it occured to me that some people might actually think Pammie is the second coming of Bardot.
Yes, they're both bottle blondes, like to take their clothes off and nude up for giggles, and don't like fur. I think that's where the similarities end.
Let's face it, Barb Wire will never be The Umbrellas of Cherbourg, m'kay?
As tarty as Bardot might have been in her younger days, she wasn't made of plastic, and there was some dignity about her. Bimbo dignity, but dignity to be sure. And sass. See upper right photo. This is irrefutable. Anderson Lee Ander... whatever - is utterly free of dignity. See upper left photo.
The bawdy, raunchy, unwashed, burlesque thing is past its sell-by date, sister. You're 39 years old. Grow up. Go, go, go... join Kabbalah or something.
All I can say is, thank Xenu your kids live in Los Angeles where they go to school with kids whose parents are quite possibly weirder and more outlandish and more poorly behaved than you (hello, Mel Gibson, you complete douchebag). Because Lord knows those kids would get ridiculed mercilessly in any elementary school in a flyover state if that photo at the top of the page (left) was seen by any of their classmates.
That's not a MILF, that's a MILTTVSDAAPTBAPBB.*
*Mom I'd Like To Throw Very Sharp Darts At And Pop Those Big Ass Phony Baloney Boobies
Sorry. Something about jewelry tomorrow, I promise.
(photos from Google)
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