According to details recently made public from the pre-nuptial agreement of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, the Fresh Prince of Fresno is going to have to give back all the jewelry Britney gave him:
Any gift given worth over $10,000 will go back to the original purchaser.
Or maybe she'll have them polished and sent to Justin Timberlake. That's probably what she'll do.
It's a sad day when a couple of crazy kids like those two can't make it in this big world, isn't it?
Go, Britney. Oh, hell, I don't know. Ten bucks she takes him back. I feel really bad for those kids. All eight of them he has. Or whatever. There should be something in the settlement for therapy for them. They're genetically predisposed to be idiots.