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November 28, 2006

Oh, Yeah, I Had A Birthday... Beats Me What Happened That Day, Apparently It Was Really Nice!

35.

Yes, I turned 35 on November 28th.  However, I worked all day, every day, the seven days before it, on my birthday, and the three days after it.  So it's all a blur.  A complete blur.

There was some dinner in there.  A very nice dinner, indeed, at which I nearly face-planted and fell asleep after salad from exhaustion.  Yes, exhaustion.  Not wine.  Exhaustion.

And gifts!  Yes, there were lovely gifts.  Lots of them!

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1.  Snappy orangey-pink Abbey Road pajamas.
2.  Tod's orange chopper bag and wallet.
3.  Birth order book.
4.  Makeup brushes.
5.  Box of orange Velveeta.
6.  Pilates Reformer classes.
7.  Flowers with orange tulips.

November 21, 2006

Caring For Your Jewelry: Important And Long Overdue Update On Emeralds

Below is an important update on the care of emeralds in the form of a letter of inquiry from a reader:

Hi Susanna,  

I was reading your blog about cleaning jewelry, and have yet another question.  I've always been told NOT to clean my 5 karat Colombian emerald solitaire with anything other than lukewarm water and a soft cloth.  Yet I don't see emeralds listed among the jewelry that should not be cleaned with ammonia-based window cleaner.  Was I ill-advised, or were emeralds somehow left off the list?
 
A.

Dear A.,
 
NO, do not use anything but warm water and a soft cloth or soft toothbrush - and a mild detergent is okay, too.  Ammonia-based cleaners are okay provided there are no degreasers in them.  Many emeralds are fracture-filled with oils (a normal, accepted process for enhancing the stone), and a degreaser may undo the filling process.  If you clean it with a degreaser, you may notice that there are some fine lines or fractures that were not previously there!
 
But never, ever use an ultrasonic cleaner or ultrasonic toothbrush on an emerald for cleaning.  Even though an emerald is high on the hardness scale, the ultrasonic waves can remove the oils.
 
Good question!  I probably left that off in error and should make a correction.  Probably will do so by posting this query and answer.  So thank you.  I bet that your esmerelda is wonderful.  Do you love green?  I do.  What cut is yours?  When I was in Brasil I saw so many emeralds...  so many stones of all sorts. And I was only in the big cities.  Truly amazing.  I wouldn't have known what to buy; I was only 21.  Thank goodness the sellers come to the US to the AGTA show every year.
 
Best, Susanna

Susanna,


Thanks for your answer.  I actually don't wear the emerald enough for it to get particularly dirty -- I'm pretty scared of damaging it since I'd been told emeralds can be fragile.  I bought mine from the jewelry shop in the Tequendama hotel in Bogotá and although it's huge, I don't think it's very good quality.  It has plenty of jardin, and the color is a bit light.  But it is an emerald.
   
Thanks again, A.

November 17, 2006

Geoff Thomas: Hot Young Designer Makes The Cut

At first glance, the jewelry and wearable art from Geoff Thomas Designs seemed too edgy for my taste.  After all, I'm no rock star.  Not even a groupie.  Definitely not a starlet.  And certainly not one of Ms. Tyra's Next Top Crybabies.  But at the second and third (and every subsequent) glance, something new and compelling caught my eye and brought me back to take another look and want to know more about the artist behind the artistry.

Geoff Thomas the designer seems perfectly at ease surrounded by models clamoring for bikini tops of molded metal and rockers snatching up beautifully alloyed metals sprouting bolts in post-modern irony.  He is adept at boosting egos and enhancing self-images.  He makes them look hot.  This much is obvious, for these people are his most visible customer.

What is perhaps more interesting is how Geoff Thomas the businessman and marketing innovator is attracting a whole other type of customer.  Through the adept use of so-called "new media" such as reality TV, the blogosphere, and the (no doubt) very carefully calculated business expense of a high-end PR firm employed to strategically place him in said media, Geoff Thomas is reaching many more customers than your average jeweler.

Geoff Thomas, however, is not your average jeweler.  There is distinctive artistry to what he does.  Those who read The Bling Blog regularly will not instantly recognize his style as something they'd be accustomed to seeing here.  Not at all.  But look a bit closer and I think you will see what I see.  Geoff Thomas is the first in the "Young Designers Making The Cut" section for good reason.  Plus, he's a damn nice guy.

Gt4 BB:  What is your background and training?

GT:  Well, I was painting, sculpting and going to school for business management at the time I started making jewelry.  A couple of friends and I started a gallery in downtown San Diego.  There were a lot of artists around and an intense friendly competition of trying to impress eachother with new things.  I wanted to make myself a bracelet out of copper and it came out good.  I got a lot of compliments on it and started getting requests.  I got some silver and a lot of jewelry books and just started doing it.  It all kind of took off from there.  I'd been in school long enough to know how to teach myself.

BB:  How did you know you wanted to be a jewelry designer?

GT:  I took to it quickly, and got great positive feedback from the beginning, so I felt really good about it.  I love working with metal and stone.  The thing I really like about jewelry is the intimate connection it has to the wearer.  A piece that someone wears frequently becomes part of their personality.  With jewelry, its a combination of the piece and the person wearing it that is the final expression, for me.

BB:  What other work have you done?  If not jewelry, what else could you see yourself doing?

GT:  I consider myself an all around artist but really decided to focus on jewelry when I turned thirty, three years ago.  I spent my twenties doing a little bit of everything; school, travel, painting, sculpture, jewelry, graphic design.  I even did the "acting" thing for a bit, and was a tattoo artist for a short time in Hawaii.  I feel jewelry design and fabrication is my strongest talent and what I will be known for in the future.  I realized early on though that I wanted to create with my hands and eyes for a living.
 
BB:  Who or what are your design and style influences? 

GT:  I'm really just interested in a lot of different things.  Everything from ancient Greek and Roman architecture, to Japanese art, to high fashion, to nature, to sci-fi and industrial design.  I don't really like to be labeled one thing; I try to take different elements from the world, and process them into my own aesthetic.

Eygpt_combo_6_1 BB:  The Mokume-Gane collection has a strong Japanese influence and tradition.  How did you become familiar with it?  Describe the process and the metals and the materials used.

GT:  I became familiar with Mokume-gane a while back.  I can't quite remember, but I think it was a Lapidary Journal.  I was blown away by it and started researching it.  I finally found a supplier (Reactive Metals) that sold it already processed in final sheet form.  I started using that in some of my pieces.  Recently I've been making my own patterns from billets I get from the same supplier.  Making Mokume-gane from scratch is whole other art form and science in itself.  It's basically diffusion bonding of alternating layers of metal into one solid stack (billet).  It requires the metal layers being heated to a certain temperature in a kiln with perfect conditions inside to allow the layers to bond without solder.  It can be any combination of metals really, but some are harder to bond together than others.  You usually see mokume combinations in various alloys of copper, silver and gold.  Then you can gouge, forge and roll this piece to come out with an endless array of patterns.

BB:  What kind of welder do you use?

GT:  I use a "Little Torch" for all my fabrication, and just recently invested in a fusion welder.

Saw_chain_bracelet_11 BB:  What sets you apart from other designers?  You're doing something very different from the average goods sold in retail outlets, the internet or at shows, and that's a very good thing.  So often we see the same old thing.  Geoff Thomas does something unexpected, but still elegant and very wearable.  When I showed the photo of your Saw Chain bracelet to my husband, he was very taken with it, and that hardly ever happens.  Along the same line, who is your customer?

GT:  Well first of all that's the best compliment I can get.  When I can catch the eye of someone who is educated in art and design and hard to impress, it's the best.  As far as what sets me apart from other designers, you summed it up with your question.  I am trying to do something different, something unexpected and edgy, yet still elegant and wearable.  I hate seeing the same thing over and over.  What I'm trying to do is bridge the gap between art jewelry and fashion jewelry.  I'm building a brand and body of work that doesn't conform to any one thing and is in it's own niche.  For this reason my customer is everyone really.  At my showroom in Santa Monica, my customers range from the young and edgy to the older and more conservative type. 

BB:  What are some of your favorite pieces in your current collection?
GT:  Right now the Saw Chain bracelet you mentioned above is one of them.  A few of the bikini tops I made a while back are some of my most impressive works, metal smith wise.  Usually my newest work is my favorite. 

Razed_cuff_brc BB:  Is there an piece in your collection that stands out as your all-time favorite piece of jewelry?


GT:  For my personal aesthetic, I would say the Razed Cuff bracelet with mokume-gane.  For some reason this piece sticks in my head the most, and just feels like me.  I have a few pieces I'm working on right now that I think will take its place though.

BB:  If you could design for any celebrity, who would it be?  Do you have a celebrity muse, and she doesn't know it yet?  I could see Gwen Stefani having a real affinity for your pieces.

GT:  Gwen Stefani would definitely be one of them, and I hear that a lot. 
 
BB:  Who else, besides you, is making innovative jewelry?

GT:  Actually my girlfriend Marla Trudine does amazing Art Nouveau-inspired jewelry, that is unique and powerfully feminine.  There are many amazing "art jewelry" designers out there, but you don't see them in the mainstream very often.

BB:  Speaking of Marla...  gift-giving jewelry designer to jewelry designer must be interesting...  Do you create things for one another or default and just go the civilian route of Laker tickets and chocolates and flowers?

GT:  HaHaHa, that's a great question!  You're right, we've been together for almost two years and neither of us has made a piece specifically for the other.  So I guess we do go the default civilian route.  It seems strange, but each of us have such a unique style and are so impressed with the other's, that we may be a little intimidated.

Interestingly, our work is very different but compliments eachother very well.  We also tend to wear our own work most of the time for marketing purposes (no one's a better walking billboard for your work than yourself).  That being said, I do have a few ideas marinating about the ring I'm going to make for her (wink, wink) sometime soon.  It will have to be so perfect though; that will take some time.

BB:  You've really embraced "new media" such as reality TV and the blogosphere as avenues for self-promotion.  As much as many of us (okay, me) would like for Ms. Tyra and her young hysterics-in-training to go away, ANTM really helped put you in the spotlight as a jewelry designer.  Also Rockstar: Supernova.  What were those experiences like?  They must have been pretty exciting.
GT:  It was exciting and it got me some great exposure.  These days you need to get your name out where ever you can.  My work has been in a lot of TV shows, movies and magazines lately and it's always exciting and validating for some reason.  Plus, it's fun to tell family and friends.

BB:  Your opinion, if you have one, regarding the upcoming "Blood Diamond" movie and the surrounding controversy?
GT:  It's a tough one.  I think it's good that attention is being brought to the world about unethical practices.  It's hard for me as a small designer to really know where all my materials come from.  I try to buy from reputable suppliers in the U.S. but you never really know.  I hope the industry makes more information available for the average jeweler to make decisions on.

BB:  What is next for Geoff Thomas?
GT:  Right now I'm working on getting my sterling line and my high-end gold and mokume-gane lines out to retailers.  I plan to continue to develop these lines while making custom one-of-a-kinds.  I have some ideas for handbags, full body pieces, furniture and leather goods I'd like to get to at some point.

BB:  And finally, which is more likely to happen:
a.  Angelina Jolie dumps Brad Pitt and bags the "Big One," self-proclaimed eternal bachelor and Pitt best friend George Clooney and they marry
or
b.  Hillary Rodham Clinton is elected President in 2008


GT:  b.

(photos courtesy of Geoff Thomas)

November 16, 2006

Britney Pre-Nup: Toolio Must Give Back The Bling

Britney_spears_and_kevin_federline_parodAccording to details recently made public from the pre-nuptial agreement of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, the Fresh Prince of Fresno is going to have to give back all the jewelry Britney gave him:

Any gift given worth over $10,000 will go back to the original purchaser.

Heh.

Hard to believe she won't let him keep this beauty or these tasteful chainz.  She probably wants to toss them in the shark tank he bought with her money and watch them fight.

Or maybe she'll have them polished and sent to Justin Timberlake.  That's probably what she'll do.

It's a sad day when a couple of crazy kids like those two can't make it in this big world, isn't it?

No, not really.  Granted, her IQ hovers at room temperature, but that guy is just a total, complete, utter waste of cellular matter.

Go, Britney.  Oh, hell, I don't know.  Ten bucks she takes him back.  I feel really bad for those kids.  All eight of them he has.  Or whatever.  There should be something in the settlement for therapy for them.  They're genetically predisposed to be idiots.

November 15, 2006

Balenciaga Faux-Au Star Wars Chic, C3PO-Style

00340m As if the ubiquitous presence of leggings wasn't already enough a chafe, leave it to Balenciaga to bring us the $100,000 leggings.  Yes, that's right.  $100,000 for leggings.

Oh, but wait...  what do you get for $100K?  They're awfully shiny.  They must be gold!  That's a lot of gold.  Perhaps more than $100K worth.  But no.  Alas, they are not real gold.

They're some sort of faux metallic stuff woven and molded into onto some stick figure's legs, which will later end up in Paris Hilton's trashy Halloween treasure trove.  As well, they're part of the Spring RTW (ready-to-wear) collection, but apparently only made to order.  The confusion, my God, the confusion.

I mean, really, now.  Can you imagine?  You sleep off a rough one from the night before.  Wake up about 4:00 PM and think to yourself, "Self, I want to get dressed up in some cyborg-robo-chic so I can tear the roof off the joint once again.  I have a hot $100K burning a hole in my wallet.  I want to drop it on some fake gold.  Who should I call?  Oh!  I'll call Nic.  He has those C3PO leggings in the pret-a-porter collection for Spring.  Hot."

And then, what?  Balenciaga will take your $100K and not give you the leggings right away as instant gratification?  Ready-to-wear that is not ready-to-wear?  If you're already plenty addled in the head, enough so to want these leggings, will it confuse you?  Perhaps not.

Nicholas Ghesquiere must have an erotic fascination with C3PO.  That's the only explanation for this.

(photo from Style.com)

November 12, 2006

Vicarious Shopping With Wendy B.

Wendy B., swimmer, calligrapher and jewelry fanatic from Of(f) The Deep End, regales us with her recent trip to Tiffany & Company, including a sighting of the elusive Gehry Collection which has yet to reach my town in spite of its promised arrival in August.

As always, T & Co. lives up to expectation.

November 10, 2006

Vera Wang Designs Everything; Kitchen Sink Is Next

I was flipping through the latest Town & Country bridal magazine and stumbled across a parade of ads for Vera Wang.  The usual suspects were there:  the bridal gowns, the bridesmaids dresses, the tabletop goods, the jewelry, the stationery, the Wang-appointed suite at the Halekulani in Honolulu... and then...  mattresses?!

Mattresses?!  The Vera Wang mattress?

Yes, apparently mattresses, too.  The Vera Wang mattress by Serta.

For an unintentionally hilarious and quasi-disturbing experience, go to Serta and click on old Vera's picture and watch a little video wherein the mattress mistress herself tells you in her nasal New Yawker voice how a mattress needs to be "romaaaantic" and how "life is but a dream" whilst rolling about on her mattress collection in her signature black adult footie-pajama-leggings or whatever it is that she always wears that make her look like a Cirque du Soleil performer.

Further, here are some words of mattress-aesthetic wisdom from Vera's marketing machine:

In designing her mattress collection, Vera Wang turned to what she knows best - bridal.  The Bridal bed is luxury at its simplest and most elegant.  Inspired by one of the designer's best-selling bridal dresses, the fabric on this Mega Eurotop mattress is woven with holographic thread to truly make it sparkle.

"Inspired by one of the designer's best-selling bridal dresses?"  Oops.  I think I know which one that is, too.  Take a look at the ad again and see if you can figure it out.

Tell me, readers, how would you feel if you and your beloved saw a $1500 pillowtop mattress at Billy Bob's Beds bearing the same sparkle and quilting pattern as your $5000 Vera Wang gown?

Don't get me wrong.  I really love Vera Wang's design sensibility.  Her personal look, not so much.  The whole black-on-black leaves a bit to be desired; it never changes.  But her collections are nearly always beautiful.  Her china patterns are graceful, the flatware is very pleasing and hefty in the hand, the crystal is elegant...

Even the jewelry quite nice.  Take a look at the Fine Jewelry.  I've heard, however, that the micro-pavé is only for the daintiest and low-impact of jewelry wearers, even more so that normal micro-pavé.  And I am not thrilled about how she is moving decidedly downmarket with some of her pieces.  Some are going for as little as $350 at mall jewelers, and I think it dilutes and compromises her brand.

And that's really what this is about, isn't it?  Branding?

She's selling the Vera Wang lifestyle and the Vera Wang brand.  The Vera Wang Bride needs Vera Wang shoes, Vera Wang bridesmaids, Vera Wang registry items, Vera Wang invitations, Vera Wang perfume, Vera Wang lingerie, and, apparently, a Vera Wang mattress.  All of it, thus far, in good taste.  But she's teetering on the precipice, no?  Is she going to jump the shark in the manner of Fonzie?  I am exhausted from typing "Vera Wang" and I know you're tired of reading it.

It's like total world domination.

November 09, 2006

Bling, Philly Style, Courtesy Of Reader Tim

Bling_009 My good buddy Tim has a neat job where he travels the country spreadin' the love and bringing health and well-being to the alumni of a wellness center in Arizona.

On a recent trip to Philadelphia, he came across this fine window display.  And he knew that all of us would really appreciate a photo of it.

And we certainly do, don't we?  It's so...  shiny.

No word yet whether or not Tim picked up a few baubles for himself.

November 08, 2006

The Bling Blog Appears In Women's Wear Daily!

Bloggingbagsimage_2 The Bling Blog made its MSM (mainstream media) debut in late October with a feature in the Accessories section of Women's Wear Daily.

How 'bout them apples?

Included in Cate Corcoran's article were the inimitable Manolo, the diminuitive yet formidable Kristopher Dukes, and the impeccably stylish and not-at-all snobbish Bag Snobs.

I feel utterly honored and thrilled to have been included in such a cohort of fine, bright and funny writers and arbiters of taste and style.  A quick hop to the Manolo and you can read the intro to the article.

All I can say is "Wow."

It was great fun being interviewed by the very magazine/newspaper with which I used to wallpaper my bathroom as a teenager.  My mother subscribed; I pilfered the leftovers.  I pored over them, too, night after night, deciding which were the best editorials.

Can you imagine?  The bathroom was plastered with Linda, Christy, Naomi, Cindy, Tatjana and the other Amazons in their finest 80's Hervé Léger Ace Bandage wrap dresses, big hair (remember Linda with long hair) and furs and all.

And now some twenty years later to get to talk WWD about what I love to do the most, write about jewelry?  That's what is called a dream come true.